Hello. I`m glad to see not all of the Zantis merchants are too scared to ply their wares.
Thankyou. I`ve been a seafood merchant for thirty years and no amount of threats and muggings will deter me from my daily exploit of the common peasantry.
Well said fellow. You must have royal blood in thy veins.
As might thee, friend.
Would you like a nice, tasty crab to brighten your day?
It`s sad times in Zantis, merchant.
How much do you want for one?
For you, just 100 gold pieces!
ONE HUNDRED GOLD! That`s more than a weeks wages to some people.
Ah, well you see, crab is your typical Zantis delicasy.
I`ll give you fifty gold, best price.
Ninety!
Seventyfive, and that`s as high as I go!
DONE! Sold to you for a bargin 75 Gold!
Listen, how does one eat the typical Zantis crab?
It`s different for each visiting species. The Gronolla of Suraag swallow them whole and digest them over several weeks. Mankins use straws. Urfanians, like yourself, use a fork or knife to pry the prime meat away.
If you`re really wanting the ultimate experience in crab catering, get your mitts on something called the SUPA SCOOPA. It`s a marvel of the utencil age!
Thanks.
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Sure, I`ve never tried crab.
You`re kidding, surely. I`m not about to eat live crab!
I`m afraid live crab is just alittle too rich for me, matey...
Marvellous! Thankyou.
Er, I`m not sure I even wanted it? Thanks all the same.